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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I are so different... I exist and she doesn't."
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"""Is there a genius in the house?! It's an emergency!"" *I start to get up from table* *wife discretely stops me* *I silently agree with wife*"
"If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home."
"What do you call a pessimistic horse? A Neigh-Sayer"
"why does mommy cry when she cuts onions? ""she feels guilty cuz she stole them. see *lifts son onto lap* your mother likes to steal onions"""
"What can an elevator do that a black man can't? Raise a family."
"Why did Steve fall off the swing? Because he was a potato!"
"What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !"
"Q: How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary? A: With a warlock."
"If I die in my sleep, my only request is that you fold me up in my futon and sell it on Craigslist"