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Joke of the Day
"My shiny watch has had a peaceful life... ...it's always had the time to reflect upon itself."
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"Sorry I yelled ""chug it"" to your baby, as you were breastfeeding."
"Yo mommas so ugly.. Scorpion said ""STAY OVER THERE"""
"What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny? There was a thread months ago but i lost it..."
"I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn..."
"A horse walks into a bar... Bartender: why the long face???"
"Whenever people say ""don't judge me"" I like to imagine them in the weird wigs British judges wear. *whispers* Judged you."
"you hear about the indian chief that drank a case of tea he died in his tee pee"
"If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them."
"American Pharoah wins the Triple Crown, this is a historic moment... It's been 37 years since someone owned horse semen this valuable."