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Joke of the Day

"whats that detective, the serial killer is in the mall? i'll hack into their security cameras real fast [types ""job openings"" into google]"

"Zac effrons move flopped. Because he was afraid of 138"

"Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!"

"What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match? Preparation H"

"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."

"So I called my friend turkey and I said to him ""Turkey, la gente esta muy loca. What the cluck?"""

"Why did the knight stop fighting after all his limbs had been chopped of? He'd been unarmed and defeated"

"Handsome Stranger: Excuse me, but you're.. Me: Gorgeous & you've been mustering up the courage to speak to me? HS: ..blocking the pickles."

"What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm? A rooster!"

"What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in ""A Link to the Past""? Hyruleglyphics."