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Joke of the Day

"[sees fly] Hmm... I think I'll name this creature ""Fly."" [sees bird] GODDAMMIT"

"What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder? A Mosul man"

"There is no good path to take when you come to a spork in the road."

"I want to start an all Chinese, Iron Maiden cover band It'll be called Maiden China"

"What do outlaws eat with their milk? Crookies."

"What happens when you sing a country music song backwards? You get your wife, truck, and land back."

"Every time I drink German beer I wake up with a really bad Hannover."

"I felt like making some penis jokes today. Only problem is that they were too *hard* to make."

"Are we going the right way, Yoda? Off-course, we are."

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"""