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Joke of the Day

"I want to start an all Chinese, Iron Maiden cover band It'll be called Maiden China"

"Coffee is so addicted to me, it can't wait to get in my belly. In its defense, my belly is awesome."

"Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman."

"(NSFW) It's been just over 10 years since we lost the Crocodile Hunter. He was a man of morals that died the same way that he lived... With animals in his heart."

"What's the award for being the world's best dentist? A little plaque."

"I'm a British real estate agent I only drink propertea."

"I walked in a Library... I walked in a library and asked the librarian for a book about small penises. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet"". I replied ""Yeah, that's the one"""

"Why can't Jesus eat pizza? Because he doesn't exist."

"Q: What's a good place for water-skiing? A: A sloped lake."

"I'm in line behind a lady with 100 coupons so come visit me in jail, OK?"