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Joke of the Day
"I want to start an all Chinese, Iron Maiden cover band It'll be called Maiden China"
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"Four years ago I asked a girl out on a date and today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie"
"Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet! Although most just grow 4."
"Studies show 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of our population."
"I'm the first to review a series of roads that have no left turns ... ... it's alright."
"All it took was a skirt and one strong gust of wind and all of a sudden, my spirit animal is Hello Kitty."
"Permission to use your hammer, your honor It's a gavel Permission to use your gavel Denied *looks longingly at pile of walnuts & sighs*"
"Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too."
"I tried being a barber for a while but I just couldn't cut it. Bonus joke: Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder."