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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"""
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"Where do people go for pasta related crimes? A PENNEtentiary!"
"Don't say ""tits."" It's crass and disrespectful. Instead, say ""lady tits."""
"I've been dating this really sweet homeless guy. I think it's getting serious. He's asked me to move out with him."
"What do you call a patella that sleeps around too much? Whore knee"
"Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low. (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)"
"What do you get when you play country music backwards? You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back."
"Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)"
"Our dog is named lucky he often escapes, so we'll be up all night to get lucky"
"I met a guy yesterday who told me he worked as a limb stretcher. Turns out the bastard was pulling my leg."