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Joke of the Day
"There is no good path to take when you come to a spork in the road."
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"What did the duck say after it split the atom ? Quark ! Quark !"
"Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. "
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"There are two fish in a tank... ...and one says to the other, ""how do we drive this thing?"""
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