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Joke of the Day
"There is no good path to take when you come to a spork in the road."
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"wise man jokes?"
"What's the difference in red and purple...? ... How hard you squeeze it."
"What's the difference between a bull and a cow? A bull smiles when you milk it."
"A gymnast walks into a bar... She is then deducted five points."
"Why is my algebra textbook so sad? It has a lot of problems."
"What is a monkeys favorite candy? Rhesus species"
"Doing crazy things in public and not caring because you're with your best friends."
"I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again"
"""What happened?"" The bullets asked their sad bullet friend... ""I got fired."" He replied."