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Joke of the Day
"What do outlaws eat with their milk? Crookies."
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"So hypothetically speaking, what do you think is the scariest mask they would let me wear in line at the bank?"
"Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well. Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese."
"The KKK adopted a higway Jokes on them, it's black"
"A distant relative of mine died and I came into some money... but my friends told me that I have a weird fetish."
"Going to open a new restaurant ... I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant... I am calling it Juan-Ton"
"What do you get if you cross a highway with a fridge? Killed."
"How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight."
"I'm not lazy. I'm just stopping the sofa from floating away."
"Pick up line#375: hey are you a school? Because i want to shoot kids inside you."