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Joke of the Day
"Are we going the right way, Yoda? Off-course, we are."
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"What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits? A Curtis-y flush"
"What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa."
"You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork"
"Autocorrect changed ""killing spree"" to ""killing soiree"" so bring your finest evening attire because murder can be classy."
"Text 'ANYTHING' to 'Any Number' to donate $5 to your service provider if you have no texting plan."
"If OP was a Pizza Delivery Driver, how much would he make? Nothing because OP never delivers."
"I was reading in the paper today... about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst - so I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back."
"Guess What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves? Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now?"