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"One in 3 Americans weighs as much as the other two combined"
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"My son is suspended? Yes, in-school suspension. So he goes to school? Yes, but he's suspended. Suspended IN THE SCHOOL? Yes. Idiot."
"What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... ..and a mop."
"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over. BLANKET: You were cold?"
"My girlfriend said, ""Fancy a bit of phone fun tonight?"" I said, ""Yeah, definitely. Let's call your mum and tell her you've died."""
"What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China? Pollution."
"I used to play checkers with my dad but he would always beat me. Probably because I would always win at checkers."