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Joke of the Day

"NURSE: I promise. It's ok. You can come in. MAILMAN (trembling): are..are you sure DR DOG: *locked in his office just going freakin nuts*"

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"E-mail Addresses Are Kinda Like Underwear... If you don't change them often enough they'll get full of shit"
"""I haven't read an update about Karen's Farmville crops in a few days. I hope everything is OK."" - no one, ever"
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"What did the three holes in the ground say? Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it."
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