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Joke of the Day
"My review of your face: Good, quality face. Would look again"
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"This presentation was so boring I slept through most of it. I guess public speaking just isn't my thing."
"Top Four Signs of Job Security: 4. Promotions and raises 3. Specialized skills 2. Top producer 1. Compromising photos of the boss"
"Mexican and Black Jokes are ALL the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"I just invented a word ""Plagiarism"""
"FACT : Half of all missing person reports involve people trying to find their way out of IKEA."
"In a group friends when you laugh you will always look at the person you like the most... Thats why I always sit next to a mirror."
"How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. Are your drugs missing?"
"what do you call the act of masturbation before you sleep? the stroke of midnight."
"my penis was in the guinness world records book then the librarian told me to take it out"