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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !"
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"[In a chair] Leans back Leans back Leans ba... [Ambulance]"
"Muslims are against the consumption of Pork and believe the pig to be unclean. Yet their prophet has Ham in his name."
"What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's pop corn?"
"Like most parents, my wife and I love to proudly watch our beautiful little daughter whilst she sleeps. Freaks her husband out though."
"JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you."
"India's population before the blackout was 1.2 Billion....After the blackout it's supposed to grow by another 300 million:)"
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? 'Murica came first."
"""I'm proud of all the Twitter followers you've accumulated."" - none of our parents"
"I'm not a huge fan of Carrot Top.. ..but I give him props!"