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Joke of the Day

"Tarzan's Marriage Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage? Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three."

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date."

"What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love? ""You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"""

"""Do you come here often"", she asked... ""No, usually in my belly button"", I replied."

"Anybody can piss on the floor but it takes a great man to shit on the ceiling"

"Children are like AIDS They are sexually transmitted, incurable till death and they fuck up your sex lives."

"Define ""Countryside"". The murder of Piers Morgan (Credit to the always amazing Stephen Fry.)"

"People who generalize.. I find people who generalize to be complete idiots."

"My mom asked me what I was doing for Easter ... I said, ""Same as Jesus. Going out on Friday and coming back Sunday"""

"Which clown has killed the most people? Ronald McDonald"