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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the embarrassed bungalow on the street of two story houses? It got stares."
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"What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail? Small medium at large."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause"
"My grocery store keeps rearranging the produce section. If I need to work this hard to find bananas, there better be a damn tropical breeze!"
"KY jelly For when your cousin just ain't feeling it."
"What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down."
"What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !"
"What do you call conjoined twins with the same name? Sharron."
"My run today was like my last date. Short, slow, and frigid."
"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"