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Joke of the Day

"What do you call conjoined twins with the same name? Sharron."

"1 in 5 Americans with a Twitter account complain about his/her damn stupid job every fucking Monday."

"Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile? It was the only way he could send it."

"Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when you replace the word ""girl"" with ""gerbil""."

"'LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."

"What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world? Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too."

"If the Hipster fad were to end... Would we even hear about it?"

"Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane."

"After sex last night... ...my new girlfriend snuggled up next to me and said, ""You know, you are by far the biggest I've ever had"". Apparently ""Ditto"" is not the right response."

"You catch a giraffe with giraffe bait. You catch an elephant with elephant bait. How do you catch a click? Clickbait"