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Joke of the Day

"What do you call conjoined twins with the same name? Sharron."

"How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass."

"My girlfriend stormed off after she accused me of cheating and I denied it. But no, I really wasn't fucking anyone named Sirius."

"A mouse jumped out of my stove, but I couldn't catch it. It was out of my range."

"this is a joke consoles"

"""Get in the van if you want to live."" Creepy Terminator..."

"The reason I love mushrooms Cause just like mushrooms... I'm a fun guy."

"The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby."

"I was walking in the park... ..and I saw a beautiful girl. I went up to her, spark flew, she fell at my feet and before I knew it we were having sex. God do I love my new taser."

"Ethnic cleansing Is that what Michael Jackson did?"