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Joke of the Day
"My run today was like my last date. Short, slow, and frigid."
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"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one."
"Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"
"You know what's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's perverted rice."
"What do you call a cow that masturbates? Beef jerky."
"I'm rubber, you're glue. He's scissors, she's a toner cartridge, those fellas are paperclips. Welcome to the supply closet pal."
"why do i love bananas so much? they have a peel"
"Dentist: You don't have to floss all your teeth. Only the ones you wanna keep! *I start flossing his teeth* D: Um... Me: These are mine now"
"I used to be embarrassed by my facial hair, but it grew on me."
"Asked my son what he wanted for dinner. He said cheese. A good mom doesn't let her kid eat cheese for dinner. This cheese is delicious."