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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause"

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"TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins. Well it is side-splitting."
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"I thought landlady was the opposite of mermaid?"
"PASTOR: and the lord said unto uscan u stop please? it's very distracting ME: [bouncing up & down on yoga ball] i don't think he said that"
"How do you tell if someone online is American? They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)"
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"If someone brought me coffee right now I would follow them around like an imprinted baby bird forever."
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