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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause"

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"A man walks into a library to check out a book for men with small penises. The librarian looks on her computer and says, ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one"""
"An Irishman walks past a bar"
"I've started making jokes about sodium and potassium. I think I've finally got the NaK of it."
"Worst math joke I know. Two students sit in a geometry class. One says to the other ""I'm cold!"" The other says ""go sit in the corner."" ""Why?"" replies the first. ""Because its 90 degrees!"""
"How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!"
"If the Discovery Channel's new show 'Naked And Afraid' isn't about Mormon honeymoons, I'm not interested."
"[toddler saves Michael Cera from drowning]"
"Scientist have found out that birthdays are healthy. Scientists have discovered that people with more birthdays tend to live longer."
"Negative pregnancy tests, because everyone loves good news on a stick"
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