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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prints."
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"What are the man with no shoes say when he was forced to walk on broken glass? Fuck"
"I hate self-promotional people. They're so into themselves they probably don't even realize I have a new album available on iTunes now"
"This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time.I found that a bit hard to swallow"
"Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."
"Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young? Budweiser"
"An old Vermonter is sitting on his porch. A New Yorker is passing by and stops to chat. He asks the old timer, ""Have you lived here all your life."" ""Not yet."""
"How did your blind date go? Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting"
"A German man and woman are having sex, and an American walks in... The American shouts ""Gross!"" and turns away. The German man looks toward him and smiles, saying ""Danke!"""
"The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion."