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Joke of the Day

"There's a new police bar in town. I hear it's very copular."

"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't Jelly my dick in an ass."

"Want to hear a good physics pun? It's relatively funny."

"My husband got a new router and the wifi has been off for 5 whole minutes guess I'll go churn butter or something."

"You would think that you would be a better pastry chef With all the creampie videos I watch..."

"What is Hitler's least favorite drink? Orange Jews"

"What is Superman's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A Bag-El"

"All the toilets in New York's police stations have mysteriously vanished. Now the police have nothing to go on."

"My Boss called me immature today so I gave him a wedgie and made fun of his ugly family."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of bubble gum? Bigly chew."