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Joke of the Day
"How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching? Terra-fied."
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"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member's dick."
"First time I saw a dry erase board I said thats ""remarkable"""
"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."
"How to offend a lot of redditors at once? You're penis"
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"It took 11 years but hubby can finally read me like a book. A Greek book. Read upside down wearing a blindfold. It's a vast improvement."