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Joke of the Day
"I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out."
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"I was glad to see the back of my ex-girlfriend! She always insisted on having sex doggy-style...."
"I had sex with Obama last night... And I'd just like to say, let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing!"
"Socialism is like breathing water... You just aren't doing it right! Here let me try..."
"I've conditioned myself to only poop at work. Now my bathroom smells great but I can't take more than 2 days off w/o terrible constipation."
"My boss accused me of not forwarding an email her way. I resent that."
"What's your ringtone? That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown."
"Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box."
"What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !"
"""Why is there a jar of pickles in the bathroom?"" ""I like pickles."" ""Do you eat them when you're on the toilet?"" ""Ewww! EAT them?! Gross!"""