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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls? Altha'or syzygena"

"Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair."

"Early in any job interview be sure to use the phrase ""I always give 110%"", so you can quickly gauge their tolerance for working with idiots."

"What do you call it when two high people get in an argument? A pot roast."

"What did the Leper say to the Prostitute? Keep the tip."

"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired."

"If a black dude tweets the N-word... Can I RT that? What the fuck is the protocol here?"

"Have you guys heard about that singer that does radical maneuvers while performing? Skate Perry"

"Charm me with your beauty and intelligence or just wait till I'm really drunk."

"""How can I help you? Hi I'd like a root canal ""Are you a patient here?"" No ""Who referred you to us?"" No one ""Ok then why-"" I have a Groupon"