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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call a Girl Who Doesn't Do Kegels? A lazy cunt!"
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"When life hands you melons, you know you're dyslexic."
"HEALTHY VIRGIN Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin? A: ""One who has never been bed-ridden!"""
"Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner five in another and two in another how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !"
"People are far too distrustful of chickens. They can't even cross the road without having their motives questioned."
"Did you hear what they found in Justin Bieber's urine sample? Marijuana, prescription pills, alcohol, and Flintstones vitamins"
"Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it."
"I've always had trouble with school, but at least I could always make my friends laugh. I'm 25% funny and 85% bad at math."
"Why are dogs such terrible dancers? They have two left feet."
"What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes? Crepetomaniac"