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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call a Girl Who Doesn't Do Kegels? A lazy cunt!"
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"[sees baby drooling] um excuse me i am a person not a piece of meat"
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids? Jose and Hose-B"
"My new girlfriend just found out that I'm 42. She said, ""You told me that you were 28 and a half!"" I said, ""I am if you think about it."""
"Who's the biggest joke on the football team? The PUNter"
"Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail."
"Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*"
"If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one."
"Have to make a funny comic for French class. Any topic suggestions?"
"Sometimes I wonder if I'm a hoarder and then I think,""No. But I should probably keep these used band-aids just in case."""