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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types if people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
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"[beside lady with baby] Her: Smells like someone went poop poop! Does the baby need a change? Me: *blushing* Yes ma'am."
"I want my girlfriend to be a 10. Woops, bad typo, I didn't mean to put that ""a"" in the title"
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"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest. .. It's hard to get up."