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Joke of the Day

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest. .. It's hard to get up."

"Didn't manage to catch any fish today... It was a failure."

"Ill draw a drawer But I won't doodle a doodle."

"Who was Japan's favorite racist comedian? Charlie JAPlin. hahahaahhaha stop racism."

"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""

"I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto"

"Spurs is the best football team ever."

"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza A pizza can feed a family of four"

"Why do dogs chase cats? To get dat pussy. . . . . . . I'll show myself the door."

"Why did Hitler called it ethnic cleansing? He showered them."