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Joke of the Day

"I was checking out a Jewish girl the other day. Her barcode wouldn't scan."

"love is like a fart If you have to to force it, it's probably shit."

"Girls like bad boys, so why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm bad at literally everything. (If you came here expecting a joke, I'm sorry, the joke is my life)"

"SIRGEN = A Slut that acts like a VIRGIN"

"What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to? Getting into a bit of a .tiff!"

"A black guy, a Mexican, and a Muslim are all working on a roof together. One falls off and dies. Which one? who cares..."

"Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday? Because he had a wee cough"

"""What's your name?"" ""Who's your daddy?"" ""Is he rich like me?"" These ""reset your password"" questions are getting kind of weird."

"Pretty rude of my boyfriends' wife to keep posting pics from their trip to Aruba."