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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pizza and a bass player? The pizza can feed a family of four."

"What's a cats favourite dictator? Chairman Maow"

"Being romantic as an awkward mathematician is hard... I called my girlfriend 1/cos(c) to try and compliment her but I don't think she caught my drift. Can't blame her though, that's a triggy one."

"So there's this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett. They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd."

"I gave my girlfriend a birthday celebration that lasted only half a minute After all, it was her thirty second birthday."

"Spice Girls really missed out when they wouldn't let that girl Pumpkin be in the group"

"Why did the Baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo"

"My girlfriend likes it in the ear... because everytime I try to put it in her mouth she turns her head."

"I can't stand pedophiles - Fucking immature assholes."

"Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ? Montana."