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"Why do jews have such big noses? Because oxygen is free"

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"""Hey left ball!""...""What, right ball?"" Who's the penis in betweenus?"
"HAPPY EARTH DAY! Suck it, Neptune."
"How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida? When the color of the license plates start to change."
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins"
"What do you call a spanish child molester? A pedrophile"
"Q: What do you do with a wombat? A: You play wom with it."
"I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie."
"I just watched a movie about a y=x graph The plot was a bit predictable And a little flat Good special f(x) though"
"Knock Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Mandela Effect."