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Joke of the Day
"Took me 5 minutes to pick up the soap I dropped in the shower so I hope I never commit a felony."
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"Why are drug addicts bad at billiards? Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball"
"It's better to have hope in your soul.."
"What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man? His wife."
"19 and 20 got in a fight 21"
"As a Jew, I refuse to enter any steam room or sauna until I've seen other people come out."
"I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it but I guess old habits dye hard."
"How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest? ... it's the one that's jalapeno business!!!"
"What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless"
"very windy and rainy out today.... THANKS TRUMP"