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Joke of the Day

"What does a redneck and yeast have in common? They are both ""in-bread"" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke."

"Jokes on you TSA my body is 70% water and I just snuck it onto the plane"

"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit!"

"I showed up to my girlfriend's house. She said, ""Why, don't you look nice!?"" I said, ""Thanks."" ""It wasn't a compliment."" she added."

"What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door? Matt."

"I don't remember all of last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!"

"What do you call a cow that gives no milk? An udder failure."

"What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend? You Cantaloupe."

"How do you ruin someones peaceful thoughts? Puppymonkeybaby"

"Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk."