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Joke of the Day

"I don't remember all of last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!"

"My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things in her ear... So I leaned forward and said: ""dishes, bathroom and laundry."""

"I'm not a perv... I'm a secret admirer"

"I love indie movies Me too, the best one is the first one with the snakes"

"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a scorpion"

"What do you call a dog who can do magic? A labracadabrador"

"What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!"

"How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish? He's running down the street with the bike under his arm."

"Grandma is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead."

"Definitions Bigamist - An Italian fog. Myfunsalow - ""I am broke"" in Italian. Innuendo - Italian for suppository."