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Joke of the Day
"How do you ruin someones peaceful thoughts? Puppymonkeybaby"
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"How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb? None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it."
"Why did the riot police show up early to the protest? They wanted to beat the crowd."
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... One was assaulted"
"i still play that game where the floor is lava but now i just lie on the couch and watch tv until it cools into igneous rock"
"True embarrassment lies within your first email address"
"My bowel is upset. Must be full of shit."
"I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone... One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia."
"USDA steak inspector? YEP! Chuck Testa!"
"""Pardon me miss, but would you mind moving out of the way?"" --Polite Ludacris"