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Joke of the Day

"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"

"What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught? You got the Wong guy."

"Well, well, well... If it isn't the lesson I should've learned by now."

"In middle school chuck Norris was assigned an essay about what courage was. He got an A+ by turning in a blank sheet of paper with his name on it."

"A surgeon was put on trial for sewing several people's genitals to their faces. When asked why he would commit such a heinous crime he replied ""Eh, just to fuck with their heads."""

"What does the dead comedian cook with? Deadpan"

"Broke up with my blind girlfriend She didn't see it coming"

"[knock at door] Cop: open up, it's the police Me [doing an Estonian accent]: I'm not here Cop: are you in Estonia? Me: I am. I'm in Estonia"

"Which joke is better? How many tickles does it take to tickle an *inbred* octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles."

"I once dated a girl so my pet rock wouldn't be embarrassed after he threw himself at her window."