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Joke of the Day
"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"
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"Lunch menu at a middle school in Flint, MI: PB&J with some Pb&H20."
"What has 2 legs and bleeds......? ....half a dog."
"Gaytway 'Gay' is a tricky word. If someone asks 'are you gay?' If you respond no, it mean you are not happy with your life...if your response is yes, it means you are not happy with your wife!"
"Why did the tomato blush? Because it seen the Salad dressing ( I'll see myself out)"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Without pubic hair."
"How a phone recall works. Samsung: Send us your exploding phone. Microsoft/Nokia: A software update will fix that. Apple: You are using it wrong."
"I lost twenty pounds by making sure that three times a week I get a good hour of doing crystal meth"
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"
"What streaming site do eldritch horrors use? Cth-Hulu"