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Joke of the Day

"Broke up with my blind girlfriend She didn't see it coming"

"Still can't find my keys. I should probably check the everything bagel."

"Dear Sir / Madam... Your transgender operation was a partial success."

"There's no 'i' in 'team' but there's 7 of them in... ""Everyone in this office is an idiot & I work better by myself."""

"I couldn't get past first base with the native girl she had her reservations"

"Decaf means something is very, very Dec."

"'Cracker' is racist. They should be called Crispy Baked Squares."

"Recently I sailed the 7 seas... And let me tell you, this wasn't my worst report card (Seven seas, Seven C's)"

"I'm torn on what i really think about masturbation. on one hand it feels good."

"How many moles are in a guacamole? Avacado's number."