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Joke of the Day
"What does the dead comedian cook with? Deadpan"
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"Why the Spainish love English class.... Essays"
"Expect nothing and you'll be impressed every day."
"A blind man walks into a bar, and a chair, a table, and a human."
"All the single ladies put your hands up! *handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now."
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work"
"What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!"
"""The police are looking for a man with one eye named Murphy."" ""What's the other eye called?"""
"Did you hear about the patch of fog that entered the spelling bee? It wasn't very good but they gave it a precipitation medal."
"""What is your reason for divorce?"" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'"