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Joke of the Day
"What does the dead comedian cook with? Deadpan"
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"Broke Last night, a burglar broke into my flat looking for some money. I woke up and went with him to join him in the search."
"That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text."
"im back with another knee slapper !! ""i leterally did nazi see that coming! - an frank funny joke am i righte ??"
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, it would be a chicken sedan"
"Lawyers really aren't so bad, it's just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad."
"What did Hitler smoke? The Jews."
"My mom recently figured out that the best way to get me to call her back right away is to text me that someone died but not tell me who."
"What did the O say to the Q? ""Dude, you're dicks hanging out"""
"FACT: The internet was invented to globalize complaining."