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Joke of the Day

"Which joke is better? How many tickles does it take to tickle an *inbred* octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles."

"Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms."

"Any girl can give you pics I can give you a headache"

"Oh so your boyfriend cheated on you? But how is every other man on this planet responsible for it?"

"Why did I join Twitter? Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out."

"What does King Kong and a black person have in common? neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed."

"Why could Thor's daughter never try anal? Because her father was an Ass-guardian. Ba dum tussss.."

"I accidentally drank a bottle of ink. The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside."

"/r/jokes in a nutshell... Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine? It was selling coke."

"I woke up at 3 am this morning to the sound of my burglar alarm ""Time to go out and rob some people!"" I said"