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Joke of the Day
"What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught? You got the Wong guy."
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"*gains winter weight for ""insulation"" *is now fat and cold"
"You wouldn't believe me after reading my TL but my 1st language actually is English"
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"Her: I like how you did your hair today. Me: OMG thank you, I passed out in my closet last night."
"Oh my god, killer snails are after us. Walk. Walk for your lives."
"Science Joke :) Two scientists walk into a bar. Bartender: So what would you two like? Scientist 1: I'll have some H2O. Scientist 2: I'll have some H2O too. (H2O2)"
"Shitting myself about this Ebola situation... Which is worrying, because that's one of the symptoms."