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Joke of the Day

"[knock at door] Cop: open up, it's the police Me [doing an Estonian accent]: I'm not here Cop: are you in Estonia? Me: I am. I'm in Estonia"

"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."

"Mario's brother died... But he was still able to contact him through a Luigi board."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around."

"What's cold and scary?! I-scream!"

"Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work."

"Sometimes it's funny being LGBT because, in that case, OP is ALWAYS a faggot!"

"Why was Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta!"

"Dark humor? Is slightly darker humor acceptable for this sub? Just wondering..."

"What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home? Shucks"