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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a girl so my pet rock wouldn't be embarrassed after he threw himself at her window."
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"So, a cannibal walks down the street.... ..... with a handburger."
"I get home and realize where my house stood a shark now sits dressed as a house with its mouth open Shark:[nervously makes house noises]"
"Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo? They only had two cars."
"Hillary Joke Hillary's campaign manager asks Hillary: - What do you like more, New Year's or sex? - New Year's - Why? - It happens more often"
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu."
"I heard abortions are quite exhausting.. I was confused too, but apparently it really takes it out of you."
"It's Thanksgiving, who doesn't like Turkey? Russia"
"When I kiss a girl, sometimes I dont know what to do with my hands, so I slow clap behind her head to make sure she knows I'm enjoying it."
"How come when animals have sex at the zoo it's ""educational"" But when I have sex it's ""immoral"" and ""illegal"""