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Joke of the Day

"My friend is so stupid she thought Alabama is a city. Don't worry, I informed her Alabama is the president."

"Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast? Ohmlettes"

"Feed a man... Feed a man some fish he'll eat for a day. Feed a man some poison he'll eat for the rest of his life. Feed a man some fingers and he'll ask you to stop."

"It's as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before."

"All the jokes about iPhone 6S are just slightly improved jokes about iPhone 6."

"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut. racist jerk"

"I purposely did not bring my reusable shopping bags to the grocery store and I have never felt so alive!"

"What did the Mexican say when I pushed him on the lawn? Grassy Ass!"

"I hate when interviewers ask ""why do you want this job?"" So many responses run through my head, but I don't want to sound unprofessional by saying ""because I need the fucking money."""