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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say when I pushed him on the lawn? Grassy Ass!"
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"Is that a sweet potato in your pants, or are you just oddly shaped?"
"My drug dealer just bought me a new pair of sneakers for Christmas I can't tell what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"
"Everything always ends well. If not it's probably not the end."
"Sitting here at Starbucks, everyone looking at their phones and only one person's noticed mine's a calculator."
"Girl dog: I'm into bad boys Guy dog: [remembering his owner saying how much of a good boy he is] ..oh"
"What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely? An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible...."
"What did the blonde haired, blue eyed soldier become when he left the army? A veteran aryan."
"The best dad jokes are the ones you'll never hear... ...the black ones."
"I'm jealous of people who have more than one ab."