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Joke of the Day

"Feed a man... Feed a man some fish he'll eat for a day. Feed a man some poison he'll eat for the rest of his life. Feed a man some fingers and he'll ask you to stop."

"""So Sherlock..."" asked Watson, ""I forget, what was your highest degree of education?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson."""

"My favourite sex position is the JFK It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car"

"What does having sex with me and the holocaust have in common? There are people who still deny it ever happened."

"Doubt this is welcome in /r/ShowerThoughts but thought of it there. How many rascist Drink names can we collectively think of? I'll edit the best ones into this post. Mine was ""*White Power*-ade""."

"How do you pick up older Spanish women? Hola Seniority"

"I have complicated opinions on the death penalty. I think it's wrong but I also think that owners of cash-only establishments should get it."

"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."

"How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !"

"Q: Why are cows always broke? A: The farmers milk them dry."