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Joke of the Day

"It's as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before."

"I have never seen the movie Titanic and I never plan to because a friend spoiled the ending for me The boat sinks. Credit to u/Donkey__Xote for this beautiful comment in an r/AskReddit thread"

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!"

"If someone bumps into you while you are wearing camouflage you have no one to blame but yourself."

"What did the welshman do... ...when his girlfriend asked him how many sexual partners he'd had? Fell Asleep"

"What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker"

"I regret joining the gym recently.. leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds"

"Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care."

"I went to www.match.com Better luck on www.ancestry.com"

"What's the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***P*** Even Superman can't hold it."