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Joke of the Day
"What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast? Ohmlettes"
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"I was down on the dock with some friends and they kept on trying to get me to drink. I reluctantly gave into pier pressure."
"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"
"Did anyone hear how Ellen Degeneres died? She drowned, they found her face down in Ricki Lake"
"How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you? She gives you the eye."
"If at first you don't succeed, GREAT. Now you know not to waste your time on that ever again. Fuck that shit. Lesson learned."
"To the additional pot that was on the stove after I thought I was done washing the dishes, I hate your stinkin' guts."
"UKIP joke A man walked into a Pakistani book shop and asked the owner if they had UKIP's new book. The shop owner said ""Fuck off, get out and stay out."" So the man replied, yep that's the one."
"if someone wakes up from a twenty year coma, i hope the first thing they see when they turn on a TV is mike tyson petting his pigeons."
"When are jousting tournaments most commonly held? Knight time"