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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut. racist jerk"

"Black guy just told me ""Stay up playa"" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now."

"My wife caught me crossdressing.. So I packed her things and left."

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense"

"How does Wonder Woman like Superman to perform oral sex? She likes him to do the justice lick."

"In Sweden paternity leave is a big thing. And it is very challenging, almost every father loses 23lb in the first few weeks. They have no idea where the baby is."

"A guy spilt his cup of milk on me How dairy!"

"TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport... The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking ""Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?"" I replied ""No, only guns."""

"If she says ""well you're too busy to chat so have a good day"" ..what she means is she hopes it's a good day for your hair to catch on fire."

"I just saw some pictures of Ray Rice's wife for the first time... she's a real knock out."