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Joke of the Day

"I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don't correct themselves They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."

"What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"What did the donut say to the loaf of bread? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!"

"My computer is so slow . . . . . . I get a progress bar when I copy and paste . . . text."

"Given that my grandmother's world is upended by soup that is too salty, I can't help but question how bad The Depression REALLY was."

"Liverpool sounds like the most disgusting place in the world to hold a swim meet."

"I usually don't pay for sex... ...but sometimes I like to splurge."

"What do Indian girls have at sleepovers? Pilau Fights."

"My wife said she's had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up. So I just packed my bags and right."

"DESPERATION is exactly what I look for in a woman."