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Joke of the Day

"What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"GUIDE TO BEING BATMAN: 1. Lose parents, inherit everything 2. Let people get murdered 3. Never murder the Joker cause he's the best at puns"

"Looking for rich sugardaddy to support me so I can support my boyfriend so he can tweet more. *thoughtful romantic tweet*"

"What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain? A *smaugasbord*."

"MANAGER: You're hired! The pay is $200 per hour, plus benefits. The first thing you need to do is make a phone call to-- ME: I quit"

"I write a lot of racist jokes, but, don't get me wrong, I'm not a Republican."

"A skeleton goes into a bar, orders a beer and a mop."

"What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom? The Captain's Log."

"Is that ChapStick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Seven year old brother hit me with this one Him: How do people look at the internet? Me: How? Him: With their google-y eyes"