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Joke of the Day
"What do Indian girls have at sleepovers? Pilau Fights."
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"Me: Do not 'K' me again. Daughter: Que Me: In any language. Her: Si This is why I'm crazy."
"Imagine a drunk porcupine trying to sneak into bed without waking his porcupine wife but his porcupine wife put balloons everywhere."
"There was this story on overcrowded animal shelters... I just couldn't put it down."
"I've never had a beard and don't know if I like it, but it's growing on me. I'll go now."
"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""
"What do you call the stupidest fish in the sea? A dumb bass."
"""Beat up anybody you see drinking 7UP"" -first rule of Sprite Club"
"If con is the opposite of pro ... then is Congress the opposite of progress?"
"Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer."