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Joke of the Day
"DESPERATION is exactly what I look for in a woman."
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"Still haven't forgiven my parents for not being rich."
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"Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day Set a man on fire and he is warm for a lifetime."
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"What's the difference between a snitch whose been caught and a free-spirited orphan with an Oedipus complex? One's a dead-ass motherfucker. The other's a dead mother ass-fucker."
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"They call me Big Dick But im average at best."
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